Hi, cool cats, it’s Malarkey here. I know most people would say “that’s a bunch of Malarkey”, but I personally think I’m one of a kind.
 
As you can see, I love me some cuddles. I actually make the most perfect Purrito you will ever see. I’m not gonna lie, I can give a whole lotta sass when I’m not purring in your arms. Maybe I should have been called Spunky Brewster?  I am a perfect mix of playful and love bug and I love me some treats.  Are you my new person?